导演 埃里克·英格兰
主演 娜嘉拉·汤森德
嗨，我是大妮儿，有本早奏，无事退朝 Hi. You've reached Nikki.If you cannot leave a message, you better have something good to say!
嘿，是我，我和爱丽丝约好了 Hey. It's me.I'm about to go into Alice's.
下了班有空就过来玩，你来我会很开心的 If you want to stop by after work, please do.It'd be great to see you.
你要是不来，我明天去看你，好了，拜 If not, I will see you tomorrow.Okay.Bye.
嘿，瞧瞧谁来了，大妮子呢？ Hey!Look at you.Where's Nik?
-她还在上班，完了可能会过来 -She's at work, but she might stop by later, though. -哟，目测今晚有人要当单身女王了哈？ -Okay.Single girl tonight, then, hmm?
好了咱们先整两盅，你喝什么？ Come on. Let's get us a drink.What are you having?
-你应该喝过了吧，还喝？ -I think you've already had enough. -靠，得了吧，快说想喝啥 -Oh, hush, hush.Come on. What are you having?
-那来瓶雪花好了 -Just get me a beer. -行 -All right.
-嘿，莎莎 -Hey, Sam. -嗨 -Hey.
-莱利 -Riley. -好啊，没想到会碰见你，爱丽丝还说你可能不来了呢 -Yeah. I didn't expect to see you here.I thought Alice said you might not be coming.
-是啊，我也是心血来潮 -Yeah, it was a last-minute thing. -妙哉 -Cool.
-我请你喝点什么吧？ -Can I get you a drink? -哦不用了，爱丽丝已经去弄了 -Oh, no, no.Alice just went to get me something. -哦是嘛，对不起 -Okay. Oh, of course.I'm sorry.
有啥对不起的？ For what?
-因为。。。那个厄。。。 -For... assuming, um... -嘿，算了，没事 -Hey. It's okay.It's not a big deal.
-内什么，你还在那个酒吧当服务生？ -So are you still seeing that bartender? -我尿急，失陪了 -I'm gonna run to the bathroom really quick.Sorry.
稍等一会，你们继续，莎莎，嘿！ Oh, sorry. Hold on.Sam.Hey.
-扎因？什么事？ -Zain.What's up? -额。。。没啥 -Nothing.
只是。。。有好久没见了，你还好吧 It's been... a long time.You been good?
-还行吧，正在努力变好 -Yeah.I'm trying to. -话说。。。大妮子呢？ -Uh...where's Nik?
对不起，我说错什么了吗 Is that-did I say...Sorry.Did I say something weird?
没有，她没来，她挺好的 No.You know what?It's fine.
好吧 Forget it.
-如果你想跟我去厕所啪啪啪的话。。。 -'Cause I'm about to go to the bathroom, if you need a bump. -不用了 -I'm good.
真的不用？ It'll help.
-谢谢，真的 -Thanks.Really. -好吧 -All right.
我有求必应 Well, let me know.
-要帮忙吗？ -Do you need some help with that? -这是为你特别调制的 -I got you a drink.
-哦呵！这里面都什么呀？ -Oh, what is in that? -伏特加 -Vodka. -还有呢？ -And what else? -还是伏特加 -Vodka.
-我刚不说了嘛，不喝这个 -This isn't what I asked for. -哎呀，都是酒精嘛，你会喜欢的 -Oh, it's alcohol.Come on. You'll love it.
来，干两杯，感情深一口焖 Shots.Come on.Shots solve everything.
-两杯我可干不了 -I can't do two shots. -两杯不行那就四杯 -Well, you're not gonna do two shots.You're gonna do four shots. -哦不不不，我不行的 -Oh, no, no, no.I-I can't.
-快点 -Quick. -你要灌醉我啊？ -Are you trying to get me drunk? -对 -Yes!
-没错 -Yes! -妮姬看见的话她会杀了我的 -If Nikki shows up,she's gonna kill me. -操她个蛋 -Oh, fuck her.
今朝有酒今朝醉 She's not gonna show up.
-爱丽丝。。。 -Alice... -喝！ -Drink.
你就喝吧 Come on.
-快点，杯子拿好干了它，别想那么多了 -Just do it before you think about it.just do it. -好啦，我喝 -Fine.Okay.
快，人生得意须尽欢，莫使金樽空对月 Let's do this.Hurry before you regret your life choices.
哥们，你还是换个目标吧，她对我们这种男人已经不感性趣了 Might as well look elsewhere, my friend. She is no longer interested in what our kind have to offer.
啊哦，莱利在那 Uh-oh.You know, Riley's on the prowl.
他被你身体散发出的荷尔蒙勾住了，还搁那装呢 He can sense that the alcohol is taking over your body. He's gonna sit there silently
你已经将他的大男子主义吹拂得一干二净 off to the side,until he senses that you've thrown all your inhibitions to the wind
他现在就算当单身女王脚下的男奴都乐意 and that's when he's gonna make his move，sweeping you off of your feet and into his bed
-呵呵，酒后乱性啊？ -Oh, as if that would help -嘿，莱利 -Hey, Riley
莎莎说你要是能像拉拉那样舔她的逼，她愿意陪你玩一个多钟头 Sam says if you can eat pussy like a lesbian，then she'll take you for a ride in about an hour or so
-爱丽丝，你搞毛线啊？ -Alice, what the fuck are you doing? -没关系啦，他知道我在开玩笑 -Oh, come on.He knows I'm kidding.
我是让这苦逼屌丝知道他没这个艳福 Well, someone has to tell that kid he doesn't have a chance.
-那你得通知派对一半的人了 -And you had to tell half the party, as well. -其实这里一半以上人我都不认识 -I don't know half these people, anyways.
嗨，我是大妮儿，有本早奏，无事退朝 Hi.You've reached Nikki.If you cannot leave a message,you better have something good to say!
Hey.It's...it's almost 2:00. 嘿，现在。。。快两点了
你还是没来 I guess you're not coming.
I probably shouldn't be calling you, but...I can't help it. 也许不该老打电话烦你，可我实在忍不住
我想你，好想 I'm thinking of you...a lot.
我也不知道今晚怎么熬过去 And...I'm not sure how much longer I'm gonna stay.
那。。。还是早上见吧 So...I guess I'll see you in the morning.Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
-操，干哈啊你？ -Shit!Look what you made me do. -真抱歉，我来扫吧 -I'm so sorry.I'll help you clean that up.
这你拿好 Here's your drink.
我刚才在喝酒吗？我都不记得了 Did I have a drink?I don't even remember what I was doing.
我亲眼看到你拿着这杯酒 I'm pretty sure I saw you holding it.
-你老盯着我干嘛？ -Are you spying on me? -你看上去。。。很有趣 -I thought you looked...interesting.
有趣？第一次听人这么说我 Interesting.Haven't heard that one before.
-刚才见过你，你认识爱丽丝？ -I think I saw you earlier.You know Alice? -我和一个朋友一块来的，我叫碧杰 -I came here with a friend,B.J.
-那就是你朋友认识爱丽丝啰？ -How does your friend know Alice? -这我不大清楚 -I'm not sure.
-你说的那个朋友该不会就是你女友吧？ -Is your friend a girlfriend and you're just not saying it? -不，没这回事 -No, it's not.
-那你呢？有伴没？ -How about you?Are you here with anyone? -没有 -No.I'm not. -你在等情人来？ -Well, are you seeing anyone?
-是的 -Yeah. I am. -他真是个幸运的男人 -He's a lucky guy.
她是女人 Girl.
多久了? How long has that been going on?
-你是问我蕾丝边多久了还是问跟她多久了？ -Me being a lesbian or me and her? -都想问 -Both.
一样久 Same time.
-你被打击到了？ -Are you intimidated? -有一点 -A little.
她今晚怎么没同你来？ Why isn't she here with you tonight?
能不能停下来。。。 We should stop.
我是说真的。。。 I'm serious.
雅灭蝶~~嗯~~啊~~ Please?
哦内噶衣~~嗯~~啊~~ Please.
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第一日
欧，妈蛋 Oh, holy shit.
嘿莎莎，是我，妮姬，收到你的陌陌了，昨晚生意实在太好，没工夫出来 Hey, Sam. It's Nik.I got your messages last night,and I was super busy at work,so there was no way I was going out after.
额。。。那待会见吧，就这样，拜拜 So yeah, I guess I'll just see you when I see you.All right. Bye.
-屋里好冷啊 -It's freezing in here. -寺伐？我刚开暖气。你着凉啦？ -You think?I was gonna turn the air on.You feel okay?
-你在这干嘛呢？ -What are you doing home? -我啊，我休息，我收拾垃圾 -Well, I was on my break,and I thought I would pick some stuff up and...
你收到组委会的邀请了没？ You hear from the committee?
-你怎么比我还心急？ -Can't make them get back to me faster. -不知道，为了那十万块奖金吧 -I don't know.For 100 grand?
我认为应该催一下 That could use some follow-up, I think.
-要不要妈妈帮你看看？ -Can I see them? -妈妈 -Mom.
早上睡这么迟，日子正从身边流过 Slept in pretty late this morning.Day's getting away from you.
-昨天回来是有点晚 -I was out kind of late. -我听见了 -I heard.
-街坊邻居都知道“晚出早归”是我女儿的风格 -So did the whole apartment building when you came home. -我骄傲，那行了，我要去找妮姬了 -Great.Well, I'm gonna go get ready to see Nikki.
-哦，你们俩要干嘛？ -Oh, what are you two gonna do? -你懂的，闺蜜间的私事 -You know, girly things.
-还以为你不来了 -I didn't think you were coming. -我说了会来的 -I said I would.
-你是不是感冒了？ -Are you going somewhere cold? -没有，就有点点不舒服 -No, I-I think I'm just getting sick.
昨晚断片了？ Or hungover.
-我走了之后怎么样？ -So how was work after I left? -你没收到我语音吗？ -Did you get my message? -收到了 -Yeah.
-昨晚你那小情人的派对开得怎样？ -How was your lover's? -别这样，我讨厌你这么说 -Stop it.I hate when you say that.
就内样呗 It was... okay.
有没有跟什么人撸啊撸？ Did you do anything fun?
没有 No.
就只是想你 I missed you, though.
我的那些花越长越漂酿 The flowers are looking good.
那盆石斛兰真的盛开绽放了 I actually got the Dendrobium spectabile to bloom.
-真的？ -Oh, really? -对啊 -Yeah.
很有机会赢得比赛 I think I have a real shot at getting in.
-听着，如果我成功了，我俩同居的事是不是可以。。。。 -Listen, if I get accepted,could we talk about me moving? -打扰一下，请问。。。 -Excuse me, but...
我们是不是在哪见过？ do I know you from somewhere?
-你说什么？ -I'm sorry? -我好像见过你，你叫什么名字？ -I've seen you around before.What's your name? -靠，你泡错人了 -Oh, that's smooth.
你啥意思？ I'm sorry?
没啥意思，她对男人没兴趣 She's not interested, mate.
恕我直言：你下边这个设备，跟她不配套 Sorry to tell you that.Put it this way:you're not working with the right equipment down there.
-听明白了没？ -Are you done yet? -明白了，明白了 -Yeah.Yeah.
逗逼男人 Fucking men.
开饭啦 Dinner is served.
你干嘛？ What are you doing?
我端到房间里吃 I'm gonna go sit down and eat
今晚跟妈妈在饭桌上吃饭 Tonight we're having dinner sitting at the table.
-我又不是小孩子 -I'm not 12. -在我地盘这，就得听我的，给我坐下 -My roof, my rules.Sit.
-我在这住不了多久了 -You know, I'm not gonna be here much longer. -只要你一天在这，装也要给我装一天的女儿 -Then while you're here, we're going to act like a family.
-我可以住旅馆 -I can go get a hotel. -你为什么要住旅馆？ -Why would you do that? -住旅馆没这么多破规矩 -So I don't have to put up with these ridiculous rules.
-你和你那室友有哪天坐在一起吃过这种家常菜？ -You and your roommate never sat at the dinner table and had dinner together? -“室友”？ -My roommate?
文艺的叫法 Humor me.
-是，我们只叫外卖，可你懂什么，我们又不是你这种普通的家庭妇女 -No.We didn't.As you can imagine, we're not your ordinary couple. -就等你这句话 -That's what this is about.
你们就是这样才成为异类的，放肆！ It's a part of not being ordinary.Watch that.
-在这呆十天就让我快抓狂了 -I've been here ten days, and you're already driving me nuts. -那你要去哪？开房？ -So where are you gonna go?A hotel?
-那也得几个礼拜 -That'll last you a couple of weeks. -足够了 -That's all I need. -你搬回这儿那天也是这么说的 -That's what you said when you got here.
-两礼拜时间过过很快的 -Your two weeks is coming up fast. -一切会好起来的，我跟她今天处得很愉快 -Everything's gonna work out.We had a really good time today. -如果情况并非如此呢？你作何打算？ -And what if it doesn't?What's your plan?
-独立生活 -Get my own place. -你有钱吗？ -With what money? -花道比赛赚的钱 -With the money I get from the flowers. -八字都还没一撇 -You haven't been following up.
-你怎么知道你一定能入围？ -How do you know you're gonna get in? -行了，我不想多说了，谢谢你的款待 -You know what?I don't want to talk about this.Thanks for dinner.
-你没事吧？ -You okay? -额。。。。没事 -Um... yeah.
-有点头痛 -It's... just cramps. -真的没事？ -You sure? -我要去睡觉了 -I'm gonna lie down.
-有事叫我 -Do you need anything? -没事啦 -I'll be fine.
第二日
-哎哟卧槽，见鬼 -Fuck.Shit! Oh!Shit, shit, shit! -你在做早饭吗？ -Are you making breakfast?
-怎么了？ -What happened? -这短命的咖啡壶，烫到手了 -Oh, I burned my hand on that damn coffeepot.
-你在烧什么东西吗？ -Are you cooking something? -没啊，怎么了？ -No. Why? -没什么 -No reason.
-我没事，如果你真的关心老妈的话。。。 -I'm fine, if you were wondering. -切，对不起啦 -Shit.Sorry.
-我来帮你涂 -Let me help you. -妈妈好感动 -Thanks.
-你啥时候走？ -When are you going in? -马上 -I'm gonna leave here in a minute.
-你自己处理一下吧，我得走了 -You can keep it.I have more at work. -今天又睡过头，你没事吧？ -You slept in this morning.You feeling okay?
-我不想又吵起来 -Don't even start with that. -当妈的都爱唠叨 -It's my job.
-你脸色不太好 -Not looking very well. -谢谢老妈的关心 -Thanks, Mom.
-感觉怎样？ -How are you feeling? -头很不舒服，以前宿醉断片从没超过一天的 -Fucking awful.I've never had a hangover that lasts more than a day.
好的很，这说明酒精正在清除你的压力 That's good. It means the alcohol is cleansing you of your stress.
等等，我有电话 Hey, hold on.
算了，一会再接 Never mind. It can wait.
-是傻大个打来的？喜新厌旧了哈？ -Ignoring her calls, huh?Big one? -别闹 -Shut up.
-对了，有没有看我短信？ -So did you get my text messages? -操，我忘看了，什么事？ -Fuck, I forgot to check them.What's going on?
操，我他妈的刚经历了最最糟糕的一个早晨 I've had the worst fucking morning.
-警察来我家把我从床上拖出来审我 -I woke up to the fucking cops at my house this morning. -啥？不会吧？ -What? Are you serious? -真的 -Yeah.
-问你什么了？ -Well, what for? -他们在找一个男人，这厮曾来过那晚那个派对 -They're looking for some guy who was at my house a couple nights ago.
-什么呀，哪个男人？ -No way. Who? -我也不知道，好像叫什么碧伦特·杰飞，字表碧杰 -I don't know.Some guy named Brent Jaffe.
警察说这人咋了？ Well, did they say why?
啥也没说，不明觉秘 No, and they were being really weird about it.They wouldn't say much about it
就跟我说如果有人想到什么知道什么就通知他们 , just that if I talked to anyone that knew anything to give them a call.
-那么。。。你知道些什么吗？ -So... do you know anything? -不，我不知道。这也太搞了吧？希望不是什么大事 -No, I don't.That's crazy.Hope it's nothing serious.
是啊，究竟出了什么样的狗屁事要让条子叫醒我 Well, it was serious enough for the cops to fucking wake me up.
在我家东翻西找，我可不管那些条子有多帅 No more randoms at my house.I don't care how hot they are.
-有没有给你看照片神马的？ -Did they show you a picture or anything? -看了，可我不记得有没有这个人，那晚我喝得烂醉如泥 -Yeah, but I didn't recognize him.I was so fucked up that night.
-屋里丢什么东西没？ -Well, is anything missing from your place? -不知道啊，我得找找 -I'm, like, going through everything right now, but...I don't think so.
-这样，我先去上班了，空了再打给你，好吗 -Well, listen, I got to go into work, but I'll call you as soon as I'm out, okay? -好吧，拜宝贝 -Okay.Bye, love.
莎莎，你内桌有客人 Sam, you've got someone in your section.
知道了，谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
你还好吧？ Is everything okay?
恩，我没事 Yeah. I'm good.
-嘿，莱利 -Hey, Riley. -嘿 -Hey.
-又来光顾了哈 -Back again, huh? -你懂的，我喜欢这里 -Yup.I know what I like.
那晚在爱丽丝家 Listen, about the other night at Alice's.
-我并非。。。。 -I was not trying to... -不用解释了 -No explanation needed.
-爱丽丝说的那些话，我替她向你道歉 -And I'm sorry about what Alice said. -不，不用，开玩笑罢了 -Oh, no, don't be.It was funny.
你还是点老三套？ So you want the usual?
是的，我。。。 Yeah.I...
-嘿，跟我换个桌好吗？ -Hey, can you switch sections with me? -没问题 -Yeah. Sure.
-欢迎，你们好吗？ -Hey.How you guys doing? -还可以，你呢？ -Fine. How are you? -我很好，谢谢 -Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
-想点什么饮料？ -What can I get you to drink? -额。。。我来一杯霞多丽，谢谢 -I'll have a glass of chardonnay, please.
-不好意思，要什么？ -I'm sorry.What was that? -一杯霞多丽，谢谢 -Glass of...Chardonnay, please.
那。。那小姐你呢？ A-and for you, ma'am?
额。。。我先给二位上两杯水，然后很快上酒 I'm gonna get you some water and I'll be right back with those drinks.
-喂，帮我照顾下我那桌客人 -Hey, can you cover my table? -你去哪？ -Where are you going? -我去去就来 -I'll be just a minute.
莎莎？ Samantha?
你没事吧？ Are you all right?
没事，我一会就过去 Yeah, I'll be out in a second.
好吧 Okay.
-汝这是何故？ -Is everything okay? -没事，就有点，有点头痛 -Yeah.Just really bad cramps.
要不要得宝卫生棉？ Do you need a tampon?
我去招呼客人了 I'm gonna go take care of this table.
-请喝水 -Here you go. -谢谢 -Thank you.
二位想好点什么了吗？ Are you ready to order?
-好了 -什么情况？你咋的了？
萨曼莎？ Samantha?
嗨，萨曼莎，你好吗？ Hello, Samantha.How are you?
-我很好，你呢 -I'm okay.How are you? -很好，很好 -Fine.Fine.
告诉我你哪里不舒服？ What seems to be the problem?
额。。。我。。我感到有点奇怪 Well, I'm feeling kind of funny.
说来听听 What kind of funny?
额。。我今早起来，肚子痛得要死 Well, this morning, I woke up,and my stomach was killing me,
然后我就去卫生间了，然后，有血，出来好多血 and then I went to the bathroom, and there was blood...there was a lot of blood.
-是不是月经来了？ -Did you start your period? -大概吧 -I think so.
可总觉得不对劲，很痛 But something's wrong.It's acting up.
来检查一下 Let's take a look.
深呼吸 Deep breath.
再来一次 Again.
再来 One more time.
好的 Good.
你有过心脏病史吗？或者你的家人有吗 Do you have a history of heart problems?Or anybody in your family?
-没有啊，怎讲？ -No. Why? -你的心率异常地慢 -Your heart rate is unusually slow.
请不要动 Hold still for me.
别动 Hold still.
-能张大嘴吗，说“啊” -Okay, open wide for me.Say, "Ah." -“啊~~~~~” -Ah...
谢谢配合 Thank you.
那，怎么说？ So what is it?
你的耳道似乎受到了某种影响，可能让你的头痛变严重 Well, your ear canals appear to be getting infected.That could be a head cold getting worse.
降低你的免疫系统，导致你心率下降 Now, the illness may be lowering your immune system,which may be lowering your heart rate.
但这不能解释为什么你的阴道会流血 But that would not explain the vaginal bleeding.
要检查一下吗？ Shall we take a look?
那，要是我告诉你，还有别的病症呢？ What if I told you there was something else?
我。。我下面的皮肤有问题 I-I have a rash... down there.
躺下吧 Lie back for me.
-萨曼莎，萨曼莎你的性生活很频繁吗？ -Samantha.Samantha, are you sexually active? -为什么问这个？ -Why?
你应该知道为什么 I think you know why.
我是女同性恋 I'm a lesbian.
你和男性有没有过频繁的性行为？ Have you ever been sexually active with a man?
我猜有吧 I will take that as a yes.
昨天晚上，哦不，大前天晚上，搞了一次 It-it was one time, last night...two nights ago.
-萨曼莎，如果你不实事求是。。。 -Samantha, if you're not being truthful with me, I... -我发誓，是大前天晚上 -I swear.It was the other night.
就那一晚，在那之前，我八个月没和男人做过了 That's it. I haven't been with a guy in eight months until then.
有保护措施吗？ Are you using protection?
我。。我不知道，我都不记得那晚做了什么 I don't-I don't remember if we did the other night.
你的确，得了很严重的皮疹 Well, you definitely have a severe rash.
很多死皮，炎症 Lots of dead skin, chafing.
-很难受是吗？ -Is there any discomfort? -佛祖啊，是的 -God, yes.
晚上回家以后涂些润肤露吧 You should apply some moisturizing lotion when you get home tonight.
-那出血呢？ -What about the bleeding? -除非是内出血 -Unless it's some sort of internal bleeding or...
-或者。。。意外生孕的话。。。 -an unknown pregnancy... -我说过了 -I told you, I...
就那一晚，就这样 The other night, that's it.
目前为止，我只能确定，你得了头痛和皮疹 As far as I can tell you have a head cold and 'a rash.
莎莎，我差点忘了你要来 Sam.I totally forgot you were visiting.
我能进来吗？ Can I come in?
现在上班时间吧？你翘班等下乔治又要发飙了 Aren't you supposed to be at work?You know George is gonna be pissed at you for missing again.
乔治这厮扣吾俸禄，欺人太甚 It was dead.He cut me early.
-汝勇气略吊 -Good of you to stop by, then. -甚是 -Yeah.
-昨晚工作肿么样？ -So how was work last night? -糟透了，有个变态佬打了我一晚上 -Oh, it was fucking awful.There was this guy there that was hitting on me all night.
不过，他倒让我想起以前经常来看你的那个鳖男 Actually, he reminded me of that fellow that always comes in to see you.
-莱利 -Riley. -对，就她 -Yeah, that's him.
我就搞不懂，为什么这些臭男人明知道不可能得到我们却还是想要试一试 I just don't understand it.It's like they know they can't have us,so they try even harder.
最后我就跟那变态挑明了：甭想让老娘碰你的鸡巴 Finally I just told him, I said,"I'm not gonna touch your cock."
他走的时候留下两百块小费想打动我，真他娘的寒碜 Then he ran up a $200 tab trying to impress me.It was pathetic.
你不舒服么？ Are you not feeling well?
我没事 I'm okay.
原谅我，忠言逆耳：你脸色差得要屎 I don't mean to be a twat,but you look like shit.
我知道，那晚喝太多，还没缓过来 Yeah...I think that hangover is sticking with me.
是嘛 Right.
对了，我这有你的信 Anyway, I've got your post.
-是不是大赛寄来的通知？我正等着回信呢 -Oh, anything from the committee?I've been waiting to hear back. -不知道啊 -I don't know.
我带了样东西 So I got us something.
是吗？ Did you?
今天是我俩十个月纪念日 Today's ten months.
哦，对！ Oh. Right.
我不知道我们要不要交换礼物 I didn't know we were exchanging gifts.
这纪念日有点别扭是吧？ It's kind of an odd anniversary, right?
我只是想通了很多关于我俩之间的事情 Well, I...I just figured with everything that's been going on,
妥，你是对的 it'd be nice.
这地方真好，我很开心在这被你征服 The place looks nice.Happy to see you kept my stuff.
-闭嘴 -Stop it. -怎么啦？ -What?
怎么了？ What?
我很想你，我想要我们在一起 I miss you.I miss us.
你不想吗？ Don't you?
是啊，我也想 Yeah.I guess.
那就让它实现吧 Then let it happen.
这对我来说可能快了一点 You know, this is...It's all just a wee bit too fast for me.
梦想就如地上的路，地上本没有路，走的人多了，也便成了路 Well, if you don't let things happen, nothing's gonna get resolved.
侬晓得伐，距离才产生美 You know, it's good to have space.
好吧 Fine.
-我去和爱丽丝吃晚餐 -I'm gonna go meet Alice for dinner. -哇，晚餐 -Oh. Dinner.
-别这样 -Stop it. -她想上你 -She wants to fuck you, you know. -天哪！ -Oh, my gosh.
-怎么了惊喜吗？ -What?Like you're surprised? -你知道了？ -You knew about this?
-这还不明显么 -Well, isn't it obvious? -什么时候寄来的？ -When did this come?
我靠 Oh, that.
没关系的啦 Is that important?
对不起我来晚了，上得很慢吗？ Hey.Sorry I was late.Is it slow?
-卧槽，你咋的了？ -Dude, what the hell? -什么？ -What?
瞧你内眸子 Your fucking eye.
-眼睛？我眼睛肿么了？ -My eye?What about it? -快去厕所照照 -Go to the fucking bathroom.
拿娘炸逼！ What the fuck?
-卧槽！何丽谢特！ -What the fuck?Fuck.Holy shit! -对不起对不起，我想来看看你，你没事吧？ -Sorry. I'm sorry. I just wanted to check on you.Are you okay?
我。。我没事，有点小毛病 Yeah, I'm...I'm a little jumpy.
卧槽你眼睛这什么啊？ What the hell is wrong with your eye?
可能被什么东西割到了，或者是过敏了 I think there's something caught in it or...or, like, an allergic reaction.
你真得去医院看看了 Well...you need to get it looked at, because...
-我考，你这是血继限界的节奏啊 -it looks super gross, man. -感谢点化 -Thanks.
说真的，你是不是在嗑药啊 I'm serious.What the fuck have you been smoking?
-没有，我刚从大妮儿那出来 -Nothing. I...I just left Nikki's. -哦，是嘛？你俩独立自主了？ -Oh, yeah?You guys working it out? -可能吧 -Maybe.
略吊 Great.
喂，那晚那个男人的消息有吗？ Hey, have you heard anything about that guy from the other night?
哦对，我看朝闻天下说警察正在通缉这个男人 Oh. Yeah.They put out an alert about him on the fucking news this morning
就像通缉恋童变态男那样，他们说这个人极度危险 like they do with child molesters.I mean, they said he could be dangerous.
-我勒了个去 -Holy shit. -勒的对，太可怕了 -Yeah.Crazy.
是啊 Yeah.
宝贝，你没事吧？ Honey, are you okay?
我没事，别过来 I'm fine.Stay back.
我滴妈 Oh, my God.
你到底怎么了？跟我说实话 What is wrong? Be honest with me.
没怎么，我就是病了 Nothing.I'm just sick.
你怀孕了吗？ Are you pregnant?
你不是老骂我是死同性恋么？ What's that word you love to call me so much? Dyke?
没有，我没怀孕 No, I'm not pregnant.
你走开啦 Just leave me alone.
哦对了 Oh, yeah.
比赛我进了 I got in.
妈妈为你自豪 I'm proud of you.
第三日（最终日）
到底怎么了？ What the fuck?
妈妈，你把热水都用没了吗？ Mom, did you use all the hot water?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
-你把热水都用没了？ -Did you use all the hot water? -我还没洗澡呢 -I haven't showered yet.
没热水了 Well, there's not any hot water.
-你搞毛线啊，整得跟东莞桑拿房似的 -Are you kidding me?It's like a sauna in here. -你瞧 -Look.
-看见没，没热水 -See? Nothing. -卧槽！ -Oh, my God! -怎么了？ -What? -莎莎！ -Samantha!
看看你的手 Look at your hand!
这种事情再也不能发生在这屋里了！ I will not stand for this in this house again.
再也不能了！ Never again.
-你去哪？ -Where are you going? -去看医生 -I'm going to the doctor.
-你心里想去哪儿？ -Where are you really going? -别管我了 -Get off my back. -亲爱的，我问你是因为我关心你 -Honey, I ask because I care.
-你很晚才睡，你生病了，上次就是这样开始的 -You've been sleeping in late.You're "sick."That's how it started the last time. -根本就是两码事 -This isn't last time.
你又不知道我每天晚上去了哪里，我不是你想象中的那种烂人混混 You don't know where the fuck I'm going every night.I'm not this horrible person that you think I am in your head.
-我可没这么说！ -I didn't say you were! -你心里就这么想的！ -You don't have to say it!
-你干嘛？ -What was that? -你做了什么？ -What did you do?
什么呀？ Excuse me?
你到底对自己做了什么？ What are you doing to yourself?
都不知道你在说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
你的头发。。。 Your hair.
-怎么回事？ -What is this? -为什么要这么做？ -What did you do? -你以为是我自己干的？ -You think I did this?
操！ Fuck!
莎莎，你要去哪？回来！ Sammy, where are you going?Come back!
喂，我是乔治，你在哪呢？ Hey. It's George.Where are you?
对不起，乔治，我要去看医生，完了还得去别的地方 Fuck.I'm sorry, George.I'm headed to the doctor and then I have to be somewhere.
医生？你怎么没跟我请假？ The doctor?Why didn't you ask off?
-突发事件，没来得及跟你说 -This is an emergency. -怎么？很严重么？要死啦？ -What, are you dying?
-喂？ -Hello? -没，但情况真的很紧急，乔治 -No, but it is an emergency,George.
行了你的事昨天我听说了，可店里现在真的需要你，在新人代替之前你先来顶一会好吗 Listen, I heard about yesterday.I only have you on right now.I need you to come in just for a little bit until I can get someone to replace you.
怎么样？ Is that cool?
喂？ Hello?
-喂？ -Hello? -知道了，我马上到 -Yeah. Okay.I'll be there in a minute.
操 Fuck!
嘿，萨曼莎 Hey, Sam.
喂喂，上班不能戴墨镜 Whoa, whoa, whoa.You can't wear those.
我病情很严重，给我个面子，乔治 I really need you to cut me some slack here, George.
我给你面子，你也得给我面子，是不？ I'm cutting you slack, but I can't have you look like slack at work, get it?
我了个艹，你怎么搞的？ Holy shit. What happened?
-是结膜炎 -It's pinkeye. -啊，介就寺传说中的写轮眼啊 -Oh, that looks like some really bad pinkeye.
就寺刚呀，所以我才说要去看医生的 I know.The doctor. Remember?
恩，是应该去医院，你看着有点悬啊 Yeah.You should go.I mean, you look not well.
试着斜视看看 Try to squint or something.
不好意思让您久等了，请问还需要什么吗？ Sorry about the wait.Is there anything else I can get you?
额。。。。够了就这些 I think we'll be okay.
诺，我去确认下您的菜好了没 Great.I will go check on your food.
我把乔伊带来了，你把脸稍微拾掇一下 I got Joey coming in for you.You can take care of your face when he gets here.
喂，莎莎 Hey, Sam?
嘿，莎莎，等等，莎莎 Hey, Sam! Wait up! Sam!
-嘿，莎莎 -Hey, Sam! Hey. -你要干嘛？ -What do you want? -我来看你，我以为你在上班 -I was just coming in to see you.I figured you'd be working.
-我要走了 -I got to go. -等等，你还好吗？ -Wait.Are you okay?
我不是很好，行了吧？ I'm not feeling well, okay?
你别缠着我了 And you need to stop coming to see me all the time.
-我陪你去看医生吧？ -Do you want me to take you to the doctor? -这不关你的事 -That's not your job.
我和你没任何关系 I am not your problem.
-你是个好人，可我对你没兴趣 -You're a really nice guy,but I'm not into you. -等等 -Wait.
那天晚上，我看见了。。。。 I saw you the other night.
你和内男的 With that guy.
-我不知道你在说什么 -I don't know what you're talking about. -不，你知道 -Yeah, you do.
你很清楚我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
警察在通缉那家伙 Now the cops are looking for him.
你跟踪我？ Were you spying on me?
离我远点，不然我报警告汝这滥行匹夫 Stay away from me, or I'll tell 'em about how you're stalking me.
喂，我有事找你 Hey, I'm in the middle of something.
-操，大姐，你在哪儿呢？ -Holy shit, dude.Where have you been? -我刚从店里出来，咋了？ -I just got off work.What's wrong?
条子抓住内厮了，他们要我弄一份参加那次派对的全部人员清单 So they caught the guy from the party,and now the police are asking me for a list of names of anyone that was there.
-真的吗？为什么？ -Are you serious?Why? -不知道，一定是出了什么大事 -I don't know, but it has to be something bad.
次奥 Holy shit.
一定是因为BJ这个简称，大家都不怎么熟悉 I mean, he was going by his nickname, B.J.,which is why his name didn't sound familiar to anyone.
你见过叫这个名字的人吗？ Did you meet anyone named B.J.?
我，我。。。。 I, um...
-萨曼莎 -Samantha? -怎么了？ -What is it? -我先挂了 -I have to go. -等下 -Wait!
什么叫“你不清楚”？ What do you mean,you don't know anything?
得等血样报告结果出来，这需要时间 We have to wait for the results of your blood test.These things take time.
老娘没时间了！我整个人开始斯巴达了 I don't have time.Whatever's happening to me is getting worse.
-什么时候恶化的？ -When did this happen? -昨天，我走了以后 -Yesterday, after I left.
目测是病毒。。。 It looks to be viral, but...
但这不科学啊，没感染途径啊 there's no buildup that would suggest infection.
啥意思？ What does that mean?
-你确定是在无保护措施的性行为后感染的？ -You're sure this happened after you had sex...unprotected sex? -确定 -Yes.
没看到验血报告前我不敢肯定，可这 I can't be sure until I see the test results,
很像某种性传播疾病 but this appears to be some sort of sexually transmitted disease.
有没有什么药可以吃？抗生素，乳霜，头孢拉腚熟么的 Is-is there anything you can give me?Antibiotics? Cream?Anything?
我什么处方药都给不了 Anything I would give you could be had over the counter.
当务之急是确认病根 The real treatment will happen once I can identify what this is.
那我该怎么办 So what do I do?
在我们确定到底是什么样的病毒之前，不要和任何人接触 Do not come into contact with anyone until we can determine what it is we're dealing with.
嘿，嗨，额。。。咋了？ Hey.Hi.What's up?
我遇到点麻烦，想请你帮忙 I'm in kind of a bind.I need something to help me out.
什么麻烦？缺钱吗？ What kind of bind are you in?You need some cash?
可以进屋说吗？ Can I just come inside?
当然可以，进来吧 Yeah.Sure.
爱丽丝也快过来了，我们最好利索点 Alice is on her way too, so...just in time.
你想要哪种？ What are you looking for?
啥都行，只要能帮我坚持两天 Something that'll help me get through the next 48 hours.
看来你是有大麻烦啊 You sound like you're in some deep shit.
不想告诉我出了什么事吗？ Want to talk about it?
不说？好吧，放宽心。喏，就这个 No? Okay.No worries.Here.
这玩意你要当心 Now, just be careful with this stuff, okay,
存放的时间有点久了 because it's been a while.
啊，爱丽丝来了 Ah. That's Alice.
嘿，等一会，我来开门了，恩好 Hey.No, yeah.Just come to the front.I'll let you in.All right.
莎莎？ Sam?
-卧槽，你对她做了什么？ -What the fuck?What are you doing to her? -什么啊，她自己来的啊 -What?She came here.
这两天我就像行尸走肉 I've had a pretty fucked-up last couple of days.
出什么事了？ What's going on?
你们知道那个叫碧杰的男人吧？ You know that guy,B.J.?
怎么了？ Yeah.
额。。。。 Well...
我不记得派对上发生了什么 I don't know what happened.
我和他车震了，然后我就在家里醒来了 I was at your party,and then we were in his car and then I woke up at home.
-简直是场噩梦 -It's all a blur. -萨曼莎，你得跟警察说啊 -Samantha, you have to tell the police. -不，我不能 -No, I can't!
-这种事你必须告诉警察啊 -You have to tell the police what happened! -重点不是这个 -That's not it.
从那以后我的身体就逐渐出了问题 Something's been wrong with me ever since that night.
靠，你的小伙伴震精了 Oh, I'm way too high for that.
莎莎，不管怎样我们得先报警 Sam,we need to take you to the police
-然后你告诉他们发生了什么事 -so that you can tell them what happened. -不行，不能报警，不能让大妮儿知道这事！ -No, I can't go to the police.I can't let Nikki find out.
忘了妮姬吧，我们关心的是你啊 Forget Nikki.We have to think about you.
-你当然想要我忘了妮姬了，是不是！ -You would like that,wouldn't you?Me to forget Nikki. -你在说什么啊 -What are you talking about?
-别装好人了，你一直想拆散我和大妮儿！ -Oh, don't act like you haven't been waiting for us to break up since the moment you met her. -行了 -Okay.
-我知道你现在说的是气话 -Now I know you're high. -气你妈！ -Fuck you!
-莎莎！ -Sam! -不，你关心的不是我，你关心的是你自己！ -No, you don't care about what's best for me.You care about what's best for you.
你要真的关心我，就应该帮我隐瞒这事别到处乱说，现在你这算哪门子关心！ If you fucking cared,you'd help me hide this shit and not try to expose it so I can be left with nobody but you!
萨曼莎 Samantha!
我先声明一点：当时那叫什么碧杰的从我这买了些迷药 Before you say anything,I may have sold roofies to a guy named B.J. at that party.
所以说。。。。 So...
谢谢你乔伊，乔治在吗？ Thanks, Joey.Is George here?
现在不在 Not right now.
如果我是你，我估计早走了，他那天很光火 But if I were you,I wouldn't stay here too long.He's pretty pissed about the other day.
怎么样？跟我去个好地方吧，走吧 Doing okay?Do you want to get out of here?Let's go.
我希望你能说服她，告诉她我是为她好 Listen, I want you to convince her that what I'm doing is right because it is right.
莎莎？你在家干嘛呢？ Sammy?What are you doing home?
我要去报名参加周末的比赛，怎么了？ I'm going to sign in for the weekend.What's going on?
-苏利文大夫和我想跟你谈谈 -Dr. Sullivan and I wanted to have a talk with you. -谈什么？ -Why?
你喝酒了？ Have you been drinking?
-有什么好谈的？ -What's this about? -萨曼莎，我们只是想帮你 -Samantha, we just want you to get the help you deserve. -我不需要你们帮 -I-I don't need any help.
萨曼莎，妈妈陪你一块去，就我们俩 Samantha, we could go away together,just you and me,
-就花一点点时间就行 -have a little time just for one another. -你们根本不知道我的状况 -You don't even know what's wrong with me.
-那就摘掉墨镜 -Then take off your glasses. -你是以为我吸毒了吧 -You think I'm on drugs.
-我知道你吸了！我就知道你又在吸毒！ -I know you're on drugs.I know you are back on drugs! -不！我没有！我去找妮姬了 -No, no, no!I'm going to Nikki's. -不行，这都是妮姬的错！ -No, no!Nikki is enabling you.
绝对是妮姬害了你！我们可以一起渡过难关的 Nikki is absolutely wrong for you.We can get you through this...together.
-我们以前可以，现在也可以 -We've done it before.We can do it again. -我都不知道这人是谁 -I don't even know who he is.
你根本不了解我！我很抱歉地通知你：你女儿彻底毁了！但知道这是为什么吗？ Y-you do not know what's going on with me.I'm really sorry that you don't approve of your fucked-up daughter, but you know what?
因为有其母必有其女！你换炮友比换内裤还勤快！可懂？ You're not so perfect yourself.You're looking for love from any men that'll give you the time of day.Are you gonna stay sober this time?
-你疯了吗？你给我闭嘴！ -Are you crazy?You shut your mouth! -不！我就是要说！ -No, you listen to me!
-那就说吧，萨曼莎，告诉我们到底出了什么事 -Well, then talk, Samantha.Tell us what's wrong. -想知道吗？好，成全你！ -You want to know what's wrong?Fine!Here!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你好，我是来登记的 Hi.I'm here to sign in.
好的，请出示你的身份证 Okay, and do you have your ID?
啊，对，石斛兰盛世大赛名单有你的名字，很期待你的作品 Ah, yes, you have the Dendrobium spectabile.We're very excited to see it.
就是这个 Well, this is it.
介不介意摘下你的眼镜？ Can I see you without the glasses?
请稍等一会 Just a second, please.
非常抱歉，你的这个作品无法参赛 I'm so sorry, but we're not gonna be able to admit you into the competition.
-为什么？我收到了邀请函，我可以做得很好。。。 -What? Why not?I-I've already gotten the letter.I can go get it right now. -实在抱歉，小姐 -I'm sorry, ma'am,
我爱莫能助 but there's nothing I can do.
大妮儿，开开门，求你了 Nikki, open up, please.
大妮儿 Nikki!
大妮儿，我都听到你手机响了 Nikki!I can hear your phone!
快开门，这都什么事啊 Please open up!What's wrong?
我只是想和你说说话 I just want to talk.
-滚开 -Fuck off. -妮姬，你怎么了？ -Nikki, what's wrong? -爱丽丝都跟我说了 -Alice told me all of it.
-她说了。。。？ -She what? -是啊，她说你在派对上和一个臭男人乱搞 -Yeah, about how you fucked a man at her party.
倍儿爽嘛？ About how you got loaded earlier.
-大妮儿。。。 -Nikki... -萨曼莎，你跟男人打炮了 -Samantha, you fucked a man.
醒醒吧，你图样图森破 Wake up.You're a confused little girl
-上台拿衣服 -going through a phase. -大妮儿，我爱的是你，求你了，别这么对我 -Nikki, I care about you.Please don't do this to me.
萨曼莎，你还不明白吗？我累觉不爱了，我俩各安天命吧 Samantha, isn't it obvious?I'm not into you anymore.You've run your course.
屋里是不是有人？ Is there someone else?
当然有人了，每天都有男人 Of course there's someone else.There's always someone else, love.
你走吧，萨曼莎 Go away, Samantha.
要死就一定要死在我手里 I... fucking love you!
爱丽丝！ Alice!
-你他妈要干什么？ -What the fuck are you doing? -你为什么这么做？你为什么要告诉妮姬？ -Why did you do it?Why did you tell Nikki?
-因为你失控了 -Because you're out of control! -因为你想拆散我们！ -You can't fucking stand us together! -你需要帮助，萨曼莎，你已不成人样了 -You need some fucking help, Samantha,and you look like shit. -糟你马币爱丽丝！ -Fuck you, Alice!
-你认了吧！ -Admit it! -我没啥好说的 -I'm not saying shit to you.
这就是你想要的？你想要我是吗？ Is this what you want?You want me, right?
我就在这，现在我就是你的了 Well, here I am.I'm all yours now.
-你走 -Get out of my house. -我不 -No. -你给我滚出去！ -I mean it.Get out of my house now!
-快滚！ -Now! -是你逼我走上这条绝路的！ -You don't even know what you made me do!
你做了什么？ What did you do?
我现在孤苦伶仃 I'm all alone now.
莎莎，我是爱你，我做的一切都是为我们好 Sam, I love you. What I did is for your own good.
你把我的一切都毁了 You fucked everything up.
你看呐！ Look at me.
这就是你想要的吗？ This is what you wanted.
-操这什么玩意儿！ -What the fuck? -救我！ -Help me!
-离我远点！ -Don't come near me! -不要，爱丽丝 -No, Alice. -滚！ -Don't!
-爱丽丝，求你救我 -Alice, please, Alice! -我要报警！ -I'm calling the police! -不！不要！ -No, no, don't!
-别碰我！你这烂胚！ -Get off of me, you freak! -我不能让你这么做！爱丽丝！别叫！别叫！ -I can't let you do this, Alice!Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
原谅我，爱丽丝 No. I'm so sorry, Alice.
我不得已的 But I can't let you do this!
-喂？ -Hello? -嘿，莱利，是我，萨曼莎 -Hey, Riley.It's Samantha.
萨曼莎？你没出什么事吧？ Samantha, hey.Is everything okay?
没什么，我就想找个人说说话 No.I need someone to talk to.
你在听吗？ Are you around?
当然，在听，你在哪？ Y-yeah, yeah, of course.Where are you?
我在爱丽丝家里 I'm at Alice's.
有人吗？ Hello?
-萨曼莎？ -Samantha? -我在这 -I'm here.
你还好吗？ Everything okay?
我很好 Everything's fine.
-爱丽丝在哪？ -Where's Alice? -她在里屋 -She's in the back.
发生什么事了？ So what's going on?
我只是，想找个人说说话 I just...I needed someone to talk to.
莎莎，之前我很抱歉 Listen, I'm...I'm really sorry about earlier.
我情不自禁 It's not my place...
你不用道歉 You don't need to be sorry.
你只是 You were just...
-默默在关注我 -looking out for me. -是的 -Yeah.
我真的很喜欢你 I really do like you.
所以我才叫你过来 That's why I asked you to come over.
我现在需要有人陪我 I need someone.
那。。。那妮姬呢？ W-what about Nikki?
还有爱丽丝 Or Alice?
没人像你这么关心我 No cares the way you do.
我。。。我有点吃不准你 I'm a little confused.
你怎么，突然对我感兴趣了 I'm confused.I-I thought you weren't into me.
我开始有点改变了 I'm going through...changes.
我需要一个关心我的人 I need someone that cares.
-我关心你 -I care. -我知道 -I know you do.
你不会伤害我的 You wouldn't... hurt me.
对吗 Would you?
不会的 No.
绝不会 No, I never would.
-脱了吧 -Take this off. -好 -Okay.
乖乖 Shit!Shit, shit!
-我没带套子 -I don't have a condom. -没关系 -You're fine. -真的？你确定？ -Really? -恩 -Yeah.
乖乖，你感觉怎样？ Oh, God.Does that feel okay?
逼好紧，爽死了 It kind of tingles.It's tingling.
-爽不爽？ -Is that okay? -爽 -It's okay.
乖乖，你淫水好多啊 Oh, my God, you're really wet
这什么玩意儿？等一下 What is that?Wait. Wait. Wait.
好像有点不对劲，有什么东西在动 There's something moving.There's something moving in there.
乖乖隆地洞！韭菜炒大葱！ Oh, my-oh, my God.What the hell?Oh, my God!
莱利 Riley!
佛祖啊，你他妈的是怪胎么？？！！ Oh, my God!What the fuck is wrong with you?
妈逼的，不准再碰我，奶奶个熊 Don't come near me!I swear to God!
我地怪怪 Holy shit.
-妈妈。。。。 -Mom? -莎莎？你在哪 -Samantha, where are you? -我在爱丽丝家那条街上 -I'm down the street from Alice's.
你在开车吗？ Are you in your car?
-我想回家 -I just want to come home. -妈妈帮你，好吗？ -I'm gonna get you help, okay?
让妈妈帮你，先把车靠边 But you need to let me help you.I want you to pull over.
你这种状况不能再开车了 You don't need to be driving.
-我们共度难关 -We'll get through this! -我快崩溃了 -There's something wrong with me.
不要不要不要啊！！我受够了！！！ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Stop it! Stop it!
美女，你出车祸了，先坐下来吧，喂你干嘛？你发作啦？ Whoa, ma'am, you need to sit down!You've just been in accident!Whoa! Hey, get back!
莎莎，亲爱的，是我，我是妈妈 Sam?Honey, it's me!It's Mom!
女士！站好！不许动！我叫你站着别动！ Ma'am, stay where you are!Don't do it! I said stay right there!
警官，别开枪，别开枪，她是我女儿 Officer, don't shoot!Don't shoot!She's my daughter!
我的乖女儿，莎莎，快来妈妈这，你我二人同舟共济 Sam! Honey, it's me!Come to me!You can relax!I'm here to help you!
何愁大病不愈？啊~~~~~ It's gonna be okay!
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